realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

So the smallest one is “I’m so hungry I could eat a kid?”

Pfff if you were fruit I’d find out how many licks it tastes to get to your center.

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

WHEN I JUSTIFY DOUBLE FISTING DRINKS

howdoiputthisgently:

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